Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
There aren't enough tampons in the world to put a dent in the kind of flow these girls have!
Cash flow, that is!!
And Oprah Winfrey leads the pack by a long shot!! In their Highest-Paid Women of Hollywood list, Forbes reports The Big O raked in $165 mil in the past year!!
Holy cow ballz!! That's too much money to comprehend!!
Swifty-poo, only 22 years old, was just an itch in her Daddy's gonads when The Oprah Winfrey Show premiered in the mid '80s — so she has plenty of time to catch up!
What the heck?? Is Her Honor running a few casinos on the side, LOLz!!
Congratulations on the grrrreat display of gurrrl power, ladies!
Remember to invest wisely!
[Image via Ray Garbo/WENN.]