There's so much back-and-forth in this controversial case.
In fact, some think the cops might be flat-out lying
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
How deliciously perverse!
After stealing a taste of her succulent taco by suckling crumbs off of her tongue at dinner Monday, it's safe to assume Chris Evans took his best gal Minka Kelly home for a sweet, scrumptious adults-only dessert!
We wouldn't be surprised if it involved maraschino cherries, Reddi-wip, and a 50 Shades of Grey pop-up instructional guide!
We do have reason to believe there might have been a third party to share Captain America's bed, however, because we saw Minka and her male bud Chewbacca leave his car yesterday morning!
Chewbacca is her dog, sillies!
Chris dropped the Friday Night Lights' star and her canine companion off so she could take him to the doggie groomers!
Aww! We bet they're practicing for starting a family!! LOLz!
[Image via Dominic Chan/B. Dowling/WENN.]