Well where the hell did our invitation go!?!
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are getting married, and we don't so much as get a Save-The-Date!?! Pfft.
Did you hear about Jessica Simpson's lover boy (allegedly) cheating on her?? CaRaZaE!!
We really hope this isn't as bad as the rumors make it seem. Nobody wants to go down that
robert rabbit hole!
Oh, please please please tell us ALL of Lady Teresa Giudice's secrets! Like, right now. Like, right this second. We can't wait anymore. We just can't wait!! She's like an ever-flowing fountain of juice!!
BUT WE DIGRESS…
Now here's some happy tabby news for ya!! Jennie Garth suffered divorce this year, but she came out of it with one helluva body!! Srsly, gurrll… you rock that sexy self!! You rock it good!!
AND IN NOT SO GOOD NEWS…
Three words: Teen Mom Shockers… It's not lookin' pretty for the rumor mill at MTV MaMa Bear Farm. Sigh, we feel for these girls… really, we do.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
Plastic surgery can go really well. But it can also go really, really wrong. This is a fact. But so can photoshop. Soo… take a gander at those horrifying photos for yourself, but try your best in deciphering the truth from the bull!!
AND THAT'S A WRAP, FOLKS!! SEE FOR FOR THE SEQUEL!!
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