Ever wanted to take a master class in Beyoncé??
Sounds like a BEY-utiful experience, no?!
Per the school's website, the course involves:
What what WHAT?!
Well, IF this is true, we're just mighty confused…
It seems with all the rules, hesitation, and tension, supposedly surrounding Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's lover-ly 'reconciliation,' KStew is STILL texting her older, tittay-fondling, SWATH directing manfriend, Rupert Sanders!
"Kristen is saying all the right things to Rob, but she’s not being totally honest with him. Rob made her promise to stop talking to Rupert, and she’s broken that promise already. Kristen justifies [texting Rupert] because, technically, she’s not actually talking to him, so she feels like she’s still keeping her word."
This all sounds a tad suspect to us!
But then so does this miraculous make-up only months after Kristen supposedly let Rupert manhandle her lady lumps! Yes we know, there are pictures, but there is a handy dandy tool called photoshop nowadays, AND that insidious PR machine that tries to fool the masses for big $$$…
Anyway, IF this report is true, then KStew is acting like an immature child and obviously shouldn't be in a committed relationship at the moment, anyway.
Oh KStew, what are we to do with you?!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]