Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Woo-hoo! We have a treat for you!! And it's totally NSFW!
But it's nothing Robert Pattinson hasn't seen before — and maybe Rupert Sanders!
Kristen Stewart put her twi-hard nipples on celluloid for the indie film On the Road and while she can pawn these racy, REVEALING shots off as art, we can't help but think she's probably grateful in hindsight for agreeing to go full frontal. Nothing short of that will distract the masses from the fact that she screwed over her BF to (possibly) screw her director!
Hooray for boobies!!!
K-Stew is just the best, isn't she?
We bet Jack Kerouac would
turn over slide his hand down worm-eaten pants and touch himself in his grave if he could see this cinematic adaptation of his iconic Beatnik novel!
Ch-ch-check out the complete set of NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT SAFE FOR WORK stills (below)!
[Image via American Zoeptrope.]