Woo-hoo! We have a treat for you!! And it's totally NSFW!
We don't care whether you support Team Edward or Team Jacob or Team Alice Cullen, we have a feeling that unless your name is Liberty Ross, you're totes gonna want to see these pictures!
But it's nothing Robert Pattinson hasn't seen before — and maybe Rupert Sanders!
Kristen Stewart put her twi-hard nipples on celluloid for the indie film On the Road and while she can pawn these racy, REVEALING shots off as art, we can't help but think she's probably grateful in hindsight for agreeing to go full frontal. Nothing short of that will distract the masses from the fact that she screwed over her BF to (possibly) screw her director!
Hooray for boobies!!!
K-Stew is just the best, isn't she?
First she taught the world how to ski from inside a vehicle — all you need are two poles! — and now she's proudly displaying her massively amazing mammaries!!
We bet Jack Kerouac would
turn over slide his hand down worm-eaten pants and touch himself in his grave if he could see this cinematic adaptation of his iconic Beatnik novel!
Ch-ch-check out the complete set of NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT SAFE FOR WORK stills (below)!
[Image via American Zoeptrope.]
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