Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Behind FIERCE and nougat, our most cherished word in the English language is reunion!
Imagine our excitement when Entertainment Weekly's reunion special was announced!
Melrose Place! Arrested Development! Clueless!
How'd you know they were our favorites, EW?! Get out of our heads!
Clueless star Alicia Silverstone admits she was initially hesitant to play Cher. After reading the script, she confessed:
“I thought, ‘Who is this girl?’ I had nothing in common with her at all. I thought she was a materialistic, annoying little bitch.”
Aww! Alicia sure gave that bitch a heart of GOLD, didn't she?
Co-star Donald Faison was thrown for a loop too! He didn't even get the jokes at first.
“I had no idea what the hell I was saying. What the f*ck is a ‘Monet’? What’s ‘going postal’ mean? And when they explained to me what it meant, I thought, ‘That’s really messed up!’”
Ha! Thanks for adjusting our vernacular, Turk!
Also in the issue, Heather Locklear discusses the crappy years of Melrose and Portia di Rossi reveals the truth about the recent AD reunion!
Ugh!! We must know more!!
The mailman needs to hurry up and get here before we go postal, LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check out the issue's alternate covers (below)!
[Image via EW.]