This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's tummy is growling for ________________________ as she stares longingly at the bountiful surplus of cantaloupe stashed within Christina Aguilera's low-cut dress at a ceremony honoring the singer for her World Hunger Relief contributions.
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