Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The former American Idol judge sizzles in the first trailer (above) for the crime caper and even shows a little skin.
Oo la la! We're digging this combination of beauty and beastly action.
It's about time Jenny from the Block got back to movie roles that require her to do more than just fall in love.