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Hollywood moves at super sonic speeds!
For those of you that were in a coma (or just taking a really long awesome nap) during all of last week, this happened: A Hong Kong real estate tycoon is offering $63 million to any man capable of convincing his lesbian daughter to dump the woman she married last spring, and to enter holy matrimony with him instead.
Now, Paramount Pictures has just announced that they've hired Sacha Baron Cohen will be making this cooky story into a movie!
Tentatively dubbed The Lesbian, the film may star Baron Cohen, who will produce it through his production company. A writer has not been attached.
We're sure Mr. Baron Cohen will handle this delicate story with grace and class.
But, it will most defiantly be HIGHlarioooss!
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