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50 Shades Sex Toys = Best Xmas Present Ever?!

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O holy night bum ballz!

Infamous Fifty Shades of Grey author Snowqueens Icedragon E.L. James has decided to expand her successful sexual empire by introducing a collection of silver sex toys inspired by items used in Christian Grey and Anastasia Steel's explicit sexcapades!

James has partnered with erotica website Lovehoney.co.uk to create the decadent, body pleasuring set, and recently expressed:

"This range is what I always imagined while I was writing Fifty Shades Of Grey. I’m so excited that the toys I described in the books have come to life and can now be enjoyed around the world."

AND better yet, The Official Fifty Shades of Grey Collection will be available just in time for the holidays!

It's the perfect Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa gift a guy can buy his gal if he wants to get slapped in the face slap some ladies in their nether regions!

But don't worry if you're a tad strapped for cash, each product in the set can be bought as a separate item… so just forgo dinner tonight and invest in a set of silver pleasure ballz instead!

Check out some of the seXXXy toys featured in the collection (below), AND read the exact 50 Shades lines which gave E.L. james the inspiration to conCOCKt such a sensual scheme …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Inner Goddess - Silver Pleasure Balls
“The balls weigh down inside me, massaging me internally… they make me needy, needy for sex.”

You. Are. Mine. - Metal Handcuffs
"The handcuffs, I enjoyed… well, more than enjoyed. It was mind-blowing. You can do that to me again anytime.”

Submit To Me - First Time Bondage Kit
“Picture yourself lying here bound and totally at my mercy.”

All Mine - Deluxe Satin Blackout Mask
“Slowly, he slides the mask on… and I’m blind.”

Sweet Sting - Riding Crop
“He starts small, biting licks of the crop against my belly once more… until finally, that’s it – I can take no more…”

Twitchy Palm - Spanking Paddle
“Spank me, please… Sir,” I whisper.

[Image via WENN.]

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10 comments to “50 Shades Sex Toys = Best Xmas Present Ever?!”

  1. speechless says – reply to this


    1

    World gone crazy….not because SM bondage is bad but because of the commerce, linked to a very, very……. very bad written book. I truly feel for all the real good writers out there, not much to write for out there , just a big bunch of empty headed housewives who must miss out on the good sex in there life…

  2. jeneice TOWNSEND says – reply to this


    2

    Blah Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



  3. 3

    I think this has gotten out of hand now…

  4. Ritaa says – reply to this


    4

    Ew , ew , ewwwww !

  5. Alic says – reply to this


    5

    OMG… have you seen this awesome fauz trailer… LOVE



  6. 6

    It really is sad and pathetic that a bunch of grown mostly middle aged women are so influenced by a simple fad. A bandwagon that just so happens to be complete garbage. Sad…Women hopping on the whole 50 shades bandwagon is by far worse and more pathetic than tweens hopping on the Bieber bandwagon.

  7. StabbinRobots says – reply to this


    7

    Book's so damned vanilla, it makes Mr.Rogers look like Marilyn Manson. Seriously.



  8. 8

    Oh you are so beautiful. No it is you that is the beautiful one. Oh my you look so beautiful. No it is you that looks so beautiful. Oh wow you look amazing. Oh no it's you that looks so amazing. OMGGGGGGGGG

  9. Kasey says – reply to this


    9

    Just can not get on the bandwagon. I refuse to buy a book that I read for free on fan fiction,(where it should have stayed). It was okay but not that great, there is a lot better stories out there. I just can't understand how you can write something for free, ask advise from your readers as to what they would like to see happen and then turn around and sell the book.



  10. 10

    She's a little late. Our company, Pure Romance, came out with a line almost a year ago called The Grey Revolution.