We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
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night bum ballz!
Infamous Fifty Shades of Grey author
Snowqueens Icedragon E.L. James has decided to expand her successful sexual empire by introducing a collection of silver sex toys inspired by items used in Christian Grey and Anastasia Steel's explicit sexcapades!
"This range is what I always imagined while I was writing Fifty Shades Of Grey. I’m so excited that the toys I described in the books have come to life and can now be enjoyed around the world."
AND better yet, The Official Fifty Shades of Grey Collection will be available just in time for the holidays!
It's the perfect Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa gift a guy can buy his gal if he wants to
get slapped in the face slap some ladies in their nether regions!
But don't worry if you're a tad strapped for cash, each product in the set can be bought as a separate item… so just forgo dinner tonight and invest in a set of silver pleasure ballz instead!
Check out some of the seXXXy toys featured in the collection (below), AND read the exact 50 Shades lines which gave E.L. james the inspiration to conCOCKt such a sensual scheme …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Inner Goddess - Silver Pleasure Balls
“The balls weigh down inside me, massaging me internally… they make me needy, needy for sex.”
You. Are. Mine. - Metal Handcuffs
"The handcuffs, I enjoyed… well, more than enjoyed. It was mind-blowing. You can do that to me again anytime.”
Submit To Me - First Time Bondage Kit
“Picture yourself lying here bound and totally at my mercy.”
All Mine - Deluxe Satin Blackout Mask
“Slowly, he slides the mask on… and I’m blind.”
Sweet Sting - Riding Crop
“He starts small, biting licks of the crop against my belly once more… until finally, that’s it – I can take no more…”
Twitchy Palm - Spanking Paddle
“Spank me, please… Sir,” I whisper.
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