That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
It's like putting out a fire with whatever Gary Busey keeps in his hip flask!!
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler made an effort to squash the myriad of rumors insisting the duo booked two first-class tickets on the express train to Splitsville — but it may have backfired!
They were dashing, debonair and absolutely
delightful disinterested in each other at the premiere to Ben Affleck's latest flick, Argo.
Georgie wandered around the carpet with a curmudgeonly "get off my lawn" expression and it left us wondering O Brother, Where Art
Thou Thine Passion For Stacy?
Still, they did make the effort to put on happy faces! Why bother unless they sincerely hope to smooth out the kinks and make their relationship last?
We wish you guys the best of luck!
If things do not work out, remember you've always got our, uhhh, shoulder to cry on, George!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]