Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
Oh, helloooo officer!
Here's why: the fine Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal has been cast to play opposite the chiseled Aussie… as a cop! Mmmm. We LOVE a Jake in uniform!
The bearded actor will play hot-shot cop Detective Loki, who butts heads with Hugh's character after he "decides to take his daughter’s kidnapping case into his own hands."
If we're lucky their mutual passion and furry will culminate into a love scene… or at least a shirtless wrestling match!
We realize our dream is a long shot, but we haven't totally given up hope.
After all, Jake has been into some purdy kinky parts lately!
[Image via WENN.]