There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Hulk Hogan is a reality star again!
But in the worst way possible.
His long-rumored sex tape had its big premiere on the world wide web yesterday!
The 30-minute black and white footage, which appears to have been secretly shot from above, features the wrestler making whoopie with a brunette woman who may or may not be the ex-wife of Hogan's best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge.
If that's the case, then his buddy may have even been there when it happened. Both Hulk and the woman (possibly Heather Clem) are seen and heard casually talking to a third party off camera in the middle of the tryst!
She's naked, he just went down on her and then they stop to make conversation, so clearly, there is some kind of sharing going on here.
Regardless of who is who in this epic and surprisingly well-shot home video, Hogan is furious that it has leaked online.
On top of drafting a cease-and-desist letter, his lawyer has said:
"This tape was made secretly without Hulk's knowledge or permission. We are going to do everything in our power to figure out who did it. Anyone displaying the tape will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law."
[Image via WENN.]