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JetBlue Offering Election Protection In The Form Of A Free Flight Out Of The Country

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Whenever a policy is passed or a candidate is elected that the public doesn't agree with, there are always empty threats of fleeing the country.

JetBlue wants to change that this November and is offering Election Protection to any voter vowing to leave the United States of America if the polls don't roll in their favor.

So whether you're hoping for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney to win those swing states, don't miss out on an easy opportunity to win a free flight so you can escape their policies FOREVVVERRRRRRR!

Or until you fly back from whatever vacation destination you decided upon because we know the ol' "I'm moving to Canada" line is just an empty threat.

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6 comments to “JetBlue Offering Election Protection In The Form Of A Free Flight Out Of The Country”

  1. 1

    all the delebs who threatened to go if bush was elected, funnt they are all still here,ROSIE hodonald

  2. Santa Claus says – reply to this


    Unfortunately, JetBlue is kicking to the curb the 40% of American voters who are independent and third-party, by not affording them an ‘independent’ or ‘other’ box to click in its ill-conceived ‘election protection’ poll. Independent voters are a larger group than either Republicans or Democrats. Shame on JetBlue!

  3. 3

    But dahhhhling. Us Canadians rock! Come visit!

  4. teeter totter says – reply to this


    Re: Santa Claus – So do what I do, I register for the Repubs if I think they have really repulsive candidates so I can vote against them in the CALIF primiary, same goes for the Dems if they have some weirdo running. Easy to change your registration.

  5. teeter totter says – reply to this


    Oh, and I would love to move to Mexico if I did not have serious mobility issues. I sure could handle the slowI pace of life and the bureaucracy. Canada - beautiful country, but I hate snow.

  6. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Santa Claus – Perhaps anything more than the promoted duality messes with their corporate vision.