This is absolutely wonderful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2016
Bravo LURVES a fight — but only if it's fair!
So, to even things up, the network has decided to cast only ladies that are pro-Teresa.
According to an insider, there are three frontrunners vying for two new positions.
Let's meet the contestants….
"Priscilla is Teresa's new best friend and her makeup artist. She would be perfect because she's full of drama and has a mouth on her. And Teresa knows what she's doing. She's been making sure Priscilla will be faithful to her by featuring her in her cookbook and doing cool things with her that way if anything goes wrong, Teresa can say, 'But I was so good to you.'"
Potential Housewife #2 - Linda Berger:
"Linda is divorced with two sons and does whatever Teresa says. She will be the perfect puppet for Teresa to have on her side."
Potential Housewife #3 - Gia Casey:
"Gia is married to DJ Envy who hosts a morning show on Power 105 in New York and Teresa has always bragged that she is friends with Gia. But so far Gia has steered clear of the Bravo show, even though she's been attending Teresa's children's parties for years. How close they really are has yet to be seen."
All sound like purdy solid drama makers. So, we approve!
As for the rest of the cast… the insider claims all the cast members WILL be returning next season!
Please, please, PLEASE let that be true!
This past season of RHONJ may have been one of its best. Even with the addition of Teresa soldiers, there is NO way the show will ever be as good without Caroline and Jacqueline!
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