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October is starting off right!
Zac Efron is in a new movie called The Paperboy and we couldn't be happier — because that means we get to see his beautiful face on all of our favorite talk shows!
Following his interview with Ellen, the lovely piece of eye candy stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk more about his trip to the Phillipines, eating birds, posing on magazine covers with birds and sipping on wine with Matthew McConaughey.
C-c-check out the first part of the interview (above) and watch him explain what it's like to get peed on by Nicole Kidman … AFTER THE JUMP!!!