MMmmmMMM, Zac Efron is sweaty and pulpy!! HA!
Yeah, we know the poster is talking about Zac's new flick The Paperboy, and not about him, specifically…
But we like to pretend, especially as Zac is looking oh so scrumptious in this poster, it's hard NOT to imagine him all sweaty, trying not to faint while saying hello to Nicole Kidman's vajayjay!
SO excited to see The Paperboy which features Nicole Kidman, Matthew McConaughey, John Cusack, Macy Gray AND a half naked Zac dancing in the rain in his tighty whities.
In fact, we insist ALL future films starring Mr. Efron require him to be nude and sopping wet, THANKS!
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