Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The people have spoken, and they
want need Matt Bomer to play notorious bedroom master Christian Grey!
As the E.L. James' infamous book enters the early stages of pre-pre-pre-production, the internet in all of its infinite glory demands to have a say in the casting decisions!
WE LOVE IT!!
And just in time for the new line of official sex toys, too! LOLz!!
We wonder if they'll start marketing ball-gags with Mister Bomer's portrait?
[Image via WENN.]