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Seth MacFarlane Rejects Every Boy's Ultimate Fantasy, Says 'No' To Porn Stars In Vegas!

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It's official!

It wasn't his breakout feature Ted! Or his roughly 437 combined seasons of Family Guy and its spin-offs! It wasn't an Oscars or SNL hosting gig bumping him up into the top tier of celebrity-dom!

And it wasn't even his unimaginable ability to bag Emilia Clarke!

Do you know how we know Seth MacFarlane is officially a huge friggin' star???

The Porn Powers That Be begged him to host the AVN awards… and he summarily declined!

Being too big to play The Viper Room is one thing — it happens, everyone outgrows their first pair of britches — but too cool for the Adult Video News Awards in Sin City?!?

Whaaaat?

The AVNs are similar to the Oscars but, instead of rewarding people for boring stuff like writing or acting, real skills like masturbation and faking orgasms are celebrated! LOLz!!

What else is clogging your schedule, funny guy?

We can't imagine what anyone with functioning genitalia and access to STD-killing antibiotics would rather do than hand out awards to porn stars for Best Blowjob or Top Transexual Sex Scene?!

The 2013 AVNs will instead be hosted by porn stars Jesse Jane and Asa Akira on January 19 at Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas.

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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11 comments to “Seth MacFarlane Rejects Every Boy's Ultimate Fantasy, Says 'No' To Porn Stars In Vegas!”

  1. MB says – reply to this


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    I would too. Along with female celebrities that every little boy wants.

    Classy business women, or low key women are the best. I would make an exception for classy, low key celebrities, IF I respect what they do. In other words, every female pop star on the charts today, is out.

  2. Bubble says – reply to this


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    This whole article reads like it was written as a meth fueled rant. Go to bed and get some sleep, Perez!



  3. 3

    Seth is very good-looking, but I can't see him having sex with anyone but himself late at night in his bed alone…



  4. 4

    AVN is way more respectful than that tired, cheaply produced cartoon he churns out for middle America. He should show some class and stop producing The Family Guy.

  5. MB says – reply to this


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    Re: eicarr – I don't watch it much any more but Family Guy is one of the few shows on TV that actually made me laugh out loud.

    Not that much on TV has ever actually been hahaha! funny.



  6. 6

    He's heard how disease ridden all the Pornstars in Porn Valley are these days. I mean, you wanna get touched, squeezed and kissed by Syphilis, Super Gonorrhea or their newest, Molluscum Contagiosum.

    Porn is made by pedophiles and sexual predators who don't care about anyone's life. Smart decision for Seth. Americans need to wake up and smell the rotting flesh in Porn Valley!! See for the truth about how porn is made and how the pornstars are really illegal escorts spreading disease all over the World!!

  7. guest says – reply to this


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    Re: Diana fka Desi Foxx – LMAO!!!! so funny!! hahahaha well said!

  8. Jessica says – reply to this


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    I think it's interesting for this MacFarlane post, you used a picture of him with a woman he used just for sex for so long. I know her and she has been doing voices for FG while Seth did her. She has a bf now, but there is something about this post… as if you knew.



  9. 9

    It's a good thing he refused, or he would have to be disinfected afterwards; as a matter of fact, the whole venue will need to be disinfected. Porn stars are filthy and diseased.



  10. 10

    GROSS.. He smokes!!!

  11. George says – reply to this


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    The dude smokes? Before I knew that I used to be envious of him.