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Seth MacFarlane Rejects Every Boy's Ultimate Fantasy, Says 'No' To Porn Stars In Vegas!

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It's official!

It wasn't his breakout feature Ted! Or his roughly 437 combined seasons of Family Guy and its spin-offs! It wasn't an Oscars or SNL hosting gig bumping him up into the top tier of celebrity-dom!

And it wasn't even his unimaginable ability to bag Emilia Clarke!

Do you know how we know Seth MacFarlane is officially a huge friggin' star???

The Porn Powers That Be begged him to host the AVN awards… and he summarily declined!

Being too big to play The Viper Room is one thing — it happens, everyone outgrows their first pair of britches — but too cool for the Adult Video News Awards in Sin City?!?

Whaaaat?

The AVNs are similar to the Oscars but, instead of rewarding people for boring stuff like writing or acting, real skills like masturbation and faking orgasms are celebrated! LOLz!!

What else is clogging your schedule, funny guy?

We can't imagine what anyone with functioning genitalia and access to STD-killing antibiotics would rather do than hand out awards to porn stars for Best Blowjob or Top Transexual Sex Scene?!

The 2013 AVNs will instead be hosted by porn stars Jesse Jane and Asa Akira on January 19 at Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas.

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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