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50 Shades Of Grey Porno Flick One Step Closer To Reality! E.L. James Picked A Screenwriter!

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E.L. James can sleep soundly tonight!! Or as soundly as one could ever sleep atop bricks of gold bars, LOLz!!

50 Shades of Grey found a screenwriter!! Her name is Kelly Marcel!

Is Kelly the mastermind behind 9 1/2 Weeks?? Does she have experience writing Penthouse Letters?

Nope!

She wrote the upcoming nuanced Disney flick Saving Mr. Banks, starring Tom Hanks, Colin Farrell, and Emma Thompson!

Whoa! Talk about putting lipstick on a pit bull!

That's like bringing French artist Edgar Degas to a dive bar and commissioning him to draw eXXXotic stick figures on the door of the bathroom stall!

Don't class up our favorite piece of smut-fiction too much, Mizz Marcel!! The people would storm the gates of your castle if you didn't give them copious amounts of ball-gags and anal beads!

Universal Pictures, E.L., and producer Mike De Luca picked her for a reason, though, and they aren't worried. Mike praised her in a recent statement:

“Kelly’s work demonstrates her flawless structural technique and passionate commitment to emotion, humor and depth of character.”

Speaking of taking Ana Steele deep, can we has cheezburger Matt Bomer as Christian Grey now??!!

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8 comments to “50 Shades Of Grey Porno Flick One Step Closer To Reality! E.L. James Picked A Screenwriter!”

  1. Kat says – reply to this


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    Kelly is Tom Hardy's writing partner.



  2. 2

    She has her work cut out for her. She needs to add a plot, character development, and dialogue - basically everything that is missing from the book.

  3. HELLLLL-O !!! says – reply to this


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    HELL - OOOO DOPEY PERV - O - PHILES !!!!

    ERIKA LEONARD ( REAL NAME ) IS A SICK PERV !!!

    AGOOD !!! GET DRAWN IN , LOSERS ..

  4. HELLLLL-O !!! says – reply to this


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    HELL - OOOO DOPEY PERV - O - PHILES !!!!

    ERIKA LEONARD ( REAL NAME ) IS A SICK PERV !!!

    AGOOD !!! GET DRAWN IN , LOSERS ..

  5. hestheman says – reply to this


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    TAYLOR KINNEY = CHRISTIAN GREY

  6. Stacey says – reply to this


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    IAN SOMERHALDER FOR CHRISTIAN GREY!!!



  7. 7

    Perez Hilton for Christian Grey :D

  8. ashle says – reply to this


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    No IAN !! HAS TO BE CHRISTIAN