That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
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It also turns out that she's completely embarrassed by the video because "he's very corny."
Corny or not, she didn't seem to mind his company at the time considering she is quoted as saying, "Your big d*ck feels so good in my p*ssy."
“She thinks it puts her in a bad light – it’s not as if Hulk’s a hunk and it’s a pretty embarrassing moment. What’s worse is Hulk’s interruptions – stopping Heather when she’s performing a sex act to check his cell phone and then admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right before after they finished up… the video makes her look like a piece of meat."
He may not be "a hunk", but according to her own words, he is a "hot commodity."
Her friend continued to add that Heather "didn't want her friends and family knowing that she had sex" with the 59-year-old and that their homemade porno "wasn't meant to be shared with anyone else."
If that's the case, why would she record their encounter in the first place?
We can't say for sure, but it looks like it all goes down in her own bedroom and she even makes reference to Bubba being just a few doors down in his office.
Our common sense suggests that she was fully aware of that camera peering down on them or, perhaps, her ex-husband has some explaining to do.
If they decide to take advantage of Sex.com's "open checkbook" offer, Heather's embarrassment could turn into massive profit.
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