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Murderer Joran Van Der Sloot Knocked Up A Girl During A Conjugal Visit!

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Congratulations, convicted murderer! We can't wait for you to raise kids!

Pardon us if we're feeling sarcastic todayM but we CANNOT believe Joran Van der Sloot will bring children into this world!

Apparently, a mystery woman going by the name of "Leidi" visited his jail four months ago and filled her belly with his child! At least that's the story Joran is confirming!

The admitted murderer is doing 28 years in a Peruvian prison for killing Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramírez and he's still the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of the beautiful Natalee Holloway.

We're not saying he wouldn't make an excellent father but — oh wait, YES WE ARE! He killed at least one young girl and doesn't seem to show any remorse!!

If anything, Joran is having the time of his life in prison!

If there is any justice in the universe, Leidi's child will be properly cared for by some OTHER loving guardians!

We would hate to see the apple stay close to such a poisonous tree!

[Image via AP Images.]

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25 comments to “Murderer Joran Van Der Sloot Knocked Up A Girl During A Conjugal Visit!”



  1. 1

    Poor kid is getting bad genes from both parents - any woman that would sleep with that monster must have serious problems herself.



  2. 2

    Why is this POS allowed to have such visits??? Disgusting. Simply disgusting.

  3. Freppa says – reply to this


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    perez is jealous cause he can't make children of his own with a woman, since he's a homo, which is totally against the laws of nature



  4. 4

    Her dad must be real proud.

  5. Proud2beme says – reply to this


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    Re: Freppa – Sorry but if you look at nature there are an incredibly large number of animals that practice same sex relations. Get your facts straight, your ignorance is showing. Hate is a waste of emotion, log off and get therapy, seriously.



  6. 6

    Wasn't it reported in the news he was in the worst prison known to man. That s/one would kill him for 100 dollars? What is up with the visits?



  7. 7

    Who the hell would even have sex with him? If a convicted murderer doesn't turn you off you have a problem.



  8. 8

    He did this because now they can't send him to the US anymore. When he marries the mother of his child, he can get the Peruvian nationality and Peru doesn't deport their own people. This disgusting man..found again… a way out…

  9. boston61 says – reply to this


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    He has conjugal visits? You have got to be kidding. The stupid girl knows his family has money.

  10. tasha says – reply to this


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    Re: Wietske – I was just coming to say the same thing. Why didn't you report this perez? He can now become a resident of Peru and they won't deport him to America to stand trial for extortion against the Halloways.

  11. vancouver mike says – reply to this


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    re=6230664]Re: Proud2beme[/re] amen proud to be me. National Geographic observed almost 300 species that same sex relations. Oh and all the people that use fertulity methods, that are gay and produce children are also using nature to continue their genes in the human race….if that isn't part of nature than I don't know what is. Joran is still a bitter pot of piss though. Obviously some people will screw anything. Hopefully some healthy person will step in to raise a healthy and well atuned child



  12. 12

    your newest really fucking LAME ASS ploy to garner more clicks and fraudulantly charge your advertisers more money is despicable. page after page of half filled entries. cheating cocksucker.



  13. 13

    Re: Wietske – Yea, and now she is set financially for life. She can get financial support for her child from the grandparents. I wouldn't do it, but if she really needed cash, then it's actually pretty effing smart.



  14. 14

    Re: Wietske – Why would he care about coming to the states? There was very little evidence collected against him that would do anything but sprinkle doubt and no body. (I am talking about the different stories he swore to) The federal system does have the death penalty but there is rarely extradition w/ the threat of death. In an American prison he could get the attention he seeks the media and prison groupies would salivate and love all over him. The conditions of the prisons would be federally regulated an he could get high everyday just like now I am sure. Maybe you were talking about extradition to s/where else.

  15. Lisa says – reply to this


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    For f'ks sake, how is it possible that this cretin has impregnated somebody while in prison? conjugal visits…really??? So let me get this right, one woman that was last seen with him has disappeared from the face of the earth, another woman who was last with him is found beat to a bloody pulp, he is facing federal charges in the U.S and he is being allowed to be alone with another woman while behind bars. Joran Vand Der Sloot, Casey Anthony, and O.J. should get together and play the lottey. Jesus Christ!!

  16. awful says – reply to this


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    but lets be real, he is trying to become a peruvian citizen to avoid deportation, of course he is having the time of his life in the peruvian prison with money he can do whatever he wants, thats why he is having a child to avoid been send to the us or holand

  17. vancouver mike says – reply to this


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    Re: raypearson – awww, but Ray Pearson you clicked, and alas Perez has made more money.So really, who is the lame ass. As far as cock sucking you need not worry as no one would want you ugly hateful mug near them.



  18. 18

    Yeah. The only way the kid could be in a worse situation is if he was raised by a couple of f.a.g.s.

  19. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    I would be afraid of his bad genes and abort the child, but that will probably not happen.



  20. 20

    This is wrong on so many levels.
    1. He could have murdered the girl during her unsupervised visit.
    2. Why is he allowed to have sex? He should not be entitled to it.
    3. Why is he allowed to procreate? That child could inherit his sociopathic genetic
    makeup.

  21. Ojsakila says – reply to this


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    Why this piece of shit gets such visits is Crazy. Burn in hell you fucker. This country is out of its mind letting these criminals have ANYTHING.



  22. 22

    I bet he's lying to get less time or in hopes to be up for parole sooner.



  23. 23

    Peru is full with corrupted police, and poverty is big there, so give them money and they'll do anything you want apparently, the same with women there.

  24. defendPerez says – reply to this


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    Re: Freppa – kill yourself!

  25. Yitzhak says – reply to this


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    They should cut off his nut sack and sent it to his girl…..