No, not Allied...
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Even host/moderator Andy Cohen couldn't hide his shocked expression as the cray cray denials, accusations, and insults were hurdled from one couch to another!
We'll start at the beginning:
What was meant to be a heartfelt segment about Rosie Pierri coming out to her sister Kathy Wakile kid's turned into Kathy and Teresa Giudice insulting each other's living and deceased parents!! Luckily Rosie was convinced not to murder Teresa for talking shiz about her late father. Honestly, we don't know how she stopped herself!
Another unlikely person demonstrating surprising restraint, was Juicy Joe!
If viewers were hoping to find out who was on the other end of Joe's giggly, trash-talking phone call in Napa, they were out of luck. Tre's hubster "confessed" that the person on the other end of his scandalous call was, "A friend of mine, a long time friend of mine that was taking care of things back home." No one (not even Andy) was buying that lameness!
Jacqueline Laurita asked what we were all thinking: if you were talking to a man, WTF was all that sexual moaning about??
Naturally, her question was ignored by Joe and gave Teresa the perfect excuse to bring Jacqueline into the line of cheating fire.
Teresa accused Jacqueline's husband Chris Laurita of cheating, saying:
"That's why you told me you don't trust him. That's why he's not allowed to go out."
Jacqueline, who was pretending to be asleep earlier in the show, snapped back saying (literally) "If you want to go there…" Then revealed that Teresa has complained to her about Joe cheating several times with a secretary aaaand a babysitter!
She screamed over Teresa's protests:
"Honey, you walked in on your husband when he had someone on the desk in his office and you told me that!"
And how did Joe (who was still sitting there) react to accusation??
He JUST SAT THERE SMILING, and let his wife defend him! Perhaps he was high on Xanax after all!
All the mud slinging that went down last night has us even MORE excited about next week!
During the final installment of the reunion ALL the Jersey husbands will appear and get in on the cat fighting! THAT may actually end in bloodshed… or in Joe Gorga's case, lots of tears!
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