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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Craziness Recap!

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey reunion recap

Hole-E-Shiz!

Part 2 of 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion was more scandalous than a soap opera during sweeps week!

Even host/moderator Andy Cohen couldn't hide his shocked expression as the cray cray denials, accusations, and insults were hurdled from one couch to another!

We'll start at the beginning:

What was meant to be a heartfelt segment about Rosie Pierri coming out to her sister Kathy Wakile kid's turned into Kathy and Teresa Giudice insulting each other's living and deceased parents!! Luckily Rosie was convinced not to murder Teresa for talking shiz about her late father. Honestly, we don't know how she stopped herself!

Another unlikely person demonstrating surprising restraint, was Juicy Joe!

If viewers were hoping to find out who was on the other end of Joe's giggly, trash-talking phone call in Napa, they were out of luck. Tre's hubster "confessed" that the person on the other end of his scandalous call was, "A friend of mine, a long time friend of mine that was taking care of things back home." No one (not even Andy) was buying that lameness!

Jacqueline Laurita asked what we were all thinking: if you were talking to a man, WTF was all that sexual moaning about??

Naturally, her question was ignored by Joe and gave Teresa the perfect excuse to bring Jacqueline into the line of cheating fire.

Teresa accused Jacqueline's husband Chris Laurita of cheating, saying:

"That's why you told me you don't trust him. That's why he's not allowed to go out."

Jacqueline, who was pretending to be asleep earlier in the show, snapped back saying (literally) "If you want to go there…" Then revealed that Teresa has complained to her about Joe cheating several times with a secretary aaaand a babysitter!

She screamed over Teresa's protests:

"Honey, you walked in on your husband when he had someone on the desk in his office and you told me that!"

And how did Joe (who was still sitting there) react to accusation??

He JUST SAT THERE SMILING, and let his wife defend him! Perhaps he was high on Xanax after all!

All the mud slinging that went down last night has us even MORE excited about next week!

During the final installment of the reunion ALL the Jersey husbands will appear and get in on the cat fighting! THAT may actually end in bloodshed… or in Joe Gorga's case, lots of tears!

CANNOT WAIT!

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9 comments to “Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Craziness Recap!”



  1. 1

    The whole thing was ugly. Andy Cohen is destroying family's and taking it the bank. He's taken a bunch of uneducated people and flaunting them, they all looked like monkey's fighting over a banana…gross



  2. 2

    What a train wreck–and yes, I watched it. First, I don't know how Carolyn has gotten such a bad reputation, though this was not her finest year. Smear campaign? Faint praise, but she seems like the most logical and centered woman in the group.

    Last night: Teresa was out of control, mocking Melissa (who sang pretty well on command), lying her head off as she attempted to rewrite history, and jumping into the camera again and again to change seats, "pray," etc. And as for her husband–well, "Gawbless," as Terea would say. He provided the funniest moments of the night with his "explanations."

    lacroix is right, but face it: these people could not sign up fast enough when it came time to sell their souls for a little fame.



  3. 3

    TERESA AND JOE'S BEHAVIOR IS TRULY DISGUSTING AND THEY DON'T EVEN SEEM TO CARE
    MATTER OF FACT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY FIND IT TO BE EXTREMELY AMUSING AND T.V WORTHY WHICH COULD BE TRUE BUT ONLY TEMPORARILY BECAUSE ALL GOOD THING'S COME TO AN END, EVEN FAME..
    IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE TALENTED IN ANYTHING BESIDES MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES WHICH THEY CAN'T SEEM TO COMPREHEND IS THE WHOLE REASON THEY'RE ON T.V…
    THEY ARE FAMOUS FOR BECOMING TRAIN WRECKS ON T.V FOR THE WORLD TO WATCH
    EVENTUALLY THAT TRAIN WILL CRASH AND NO ONE WILL FIND ANYMORE INTEREST IN YOU AND THEN ALL YOUR GONNA HAVE LEFT OVER ARE 4 BADASS KIDS WHO HAVE GROWN TO BE JUST LIKE MOMMY AND DADDY.. SO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION THEY'LL STOOP PROBABLY EVEN LOWER THAN MOMMY AND DADDY DID

  4. butchthebold says – reply to this


    4

    Teresa was actually BRAGGING about Joe's ability to seduce women? Where is her brain?? Does she take pride in being clueless? Is she really as stupid as she appears to be? No, she DOESN'T write her own blog; she can't spell, can't put a sentence together, can't speak Italian, much less correct English, and, she can't pronounce, define, nor spell most of the words in her blog! She has a writer. Get rid of the Joke from New Jersey! New Jersey has hit a real low with all these dumb people! Mr Chris, don't you have ANY intelligent women in your state?



  5. 5

    Ha!! All Joe could come up with was that he was talking to a business accociate??? People are not stupid, unless of course you are gay. You're a cheater big time and you and your airhead wife are horrible liers!



  6. 6

    Teresa has just gone insane. She's so in denial. She lives in her own world and will never realize how stupid her and her family look to all of us. Joe is just a jerk and I think he had a strong part in Teresa ruining her relationship with her friends. And I'm glad Caroline was the adult of the show who gave Melissa and Kathy a chance to show they weren't as bad as Teresa tried to make them. I never saw Caroline as a bully. She tried to help everyone by telling the truth! She had every right to be upset with Teresa and discontinue their friendship. The woman didn't just put her down, she brought her family into it!!

  7. Savvy says – reply to this


    7

    I think it is all BS & synopsized. They tell them to create as much hate & drama as possible & these famewhoring bitches do it for the money & the 15 mintes of fame. I love Teresa but she is way smarter then she pretends to be. This woman knows the terms is Jekyll & Hide or that the word is coincidence & how it is pronounced. She tries to do the 21 year old dumbass act & she shouldn't it ain't cute for a 41 year old & I highly doubt many people buy it. The Manzos & Lautitas should just keep to their own 1/16th Italian family & mind their own lazyass cliched' lap band tummy tuck business. The RH series is played out. NEXT!

  8. Gina says – reply to this


    8

    This is what none of the woman or the audience gets. Theresa cares for no one except her kids and her husband. She feels nothing for friends her brother,cousin. No one. This is what they don't get.

  9. nrs says – reply to this


    9

    "or in Joe Gorga's case, lots of tears!" HAHAH