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Robert Pattinson Carves His Pain Name Into A Table?!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueSilly!Love LineRobert PattinsonKristen Stewart


Oh ROBBIE! This picture elicits a thousand words questions!

First of all, what the f*ck are you even doing with a power drill. Secondly, did the restaurant you were in just allow you to defile their property because you are the famous Robert Pattinson? And also…

Were you simply looking for an excuse to be recognized, ’cause doing something so outlandish like using a loud, automatic construction tool to carve something into a table while drinking in NYC is in no way conspicuous… on opposite day!

The above photo of R-Patz getting drill happy was taken by Twitterer @KillaWolf1, and is accompanied by the caption:

"Memories from last night: #RobertPattinson using #powertools NY never ceases to #surprise @ Wooster St."

HA times a million!

What's wrong, Rob? Is all that legal pressure to make nice with Kristen Stewart getting a tad irksome? Are you finally crumbling under the fakery of it all?!

Or are you just SO amped to be getting back together with the girl of your dreams you felt the urge to immortalize it in wood?

Well, whatever it is that you're doing here, we hope you got some primal satisfaction from adding a little piece of yourself to a NYC bar table.

[Image via Twitter.]

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7 comments to “Robert Pattinson Carves His Pain Name Into A Table?!”

  1. 1

    rednecks, alcohol and power tools, only thing better is rednecks, alcohol and guns.

  2. 2

    Do you really think, poor moron, that Pattinson started drilling holes in a restaurant table?
    Is it even him?

  3. Erika says – reply to this


    Do your research. The guy that posted the pic said that it was a tradition in his family's restaurant to drill your initials in a table.

  4. Emma says – reply to this


    Ugh. I'm tired of everyone involved in this mess. People need to move the hell on. IF he got cheated on (who knows if they were ever a couple in the first place), that sucks. But people get cheated on all the time, especially in Hollywood, and all this poor little baby stuff is getting old. This isn't a case like Arnold, where he had a secret love child and hid it from his wife and kids. It's a dumb, immature 22 year old possibly dicking around on her boyfriend and for sure dicking around with a married man. Plus, I don't get suddenly loving a guy because he has an English accent and got cheated on…This is the same dude who made some pretty pretentious as shit comments about comic book movies and called most actors something like vain morons, if I remember correctly.

  5. Mia says – reply to this


    Funny how every time Rob hangs out alone with friends, there's always a photo to back it up, but whenever there's one of those mysterious sightings of Rob and KS together, a photo never pops up. Hm. Suspicious.

  6. Emma says – reply to this


    Re: Mia – That's kind of why I never bought these two as a couple, or at least a serious monogamous couple. I always thought they were stoner BFFs who maybe had some sort of casual thing…The gossip blogs would always run stories of them here and there together, but there were very rarely photos of them together. There were more photos of those two separately at events, clubs, whatever then together. That said, if People magazine is running with a story that those two are "back" together, then he's playing the PR game (People is very star friendly)…one of the many reasons I'm annoyed by these two.

  7. pret says – reply to this


    it wasn't in a restaurant!but an NY artist loft!