Jon Stewart Creates The Conservative Version Of Sesame Street

10/09/2012 1:44 PM ET | Filed under: Jon Stewart • Silly! • Politik

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If Mitt Romney gets elected, he's vowed to cut federal funding for PBS and Sesame Street.

Leave it to Jon Stewart and the Daily Show to re-imagine the classic children's television show (above) so that its conservative critics can finally accept its educational value.

First up, say goodbye to Sesame Street and hello to Patriot Street! And isn't it about time that Bert and Ernie found a pair of loving wives to move in with them?

And guns! Every good kids' show needs guns. Otherwise, how will America's youth learn about the Second Amendment?

Take it away, Jon!

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buck says – reply to this

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At least we can all agree that this clown obama must go. Hang in there America, just a few short weeks away!!!
MichJB says – reply to this

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Re: buck – No - you and your other small minded right wing proto nazis can all hope that Obama loses, but, then you get to see him serve for more long years - enjoy it - I will.
buck says – reply to this

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For the good of the country lets hope not. Oh, and by the way Mich, look up the Nazi party and contrast it with obama's views and i'm sure you will see sticking similarities. Liberals are hilarious.
roygbiv says – reply to this

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Re: buck – You must be among that 47 percent Romney was talking about
teeter totter says – reply to this

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Re: buck – - Thanks, another voter who was fooled by Obama and will be voting for Romney. Too bad Ron Paul was not nominated.

And Sesame Street makes millions if not billions of dollars on merchandise, they do not need the government handout.
Velyna says – reply to this

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Re: MichJB – Both Romney and Obama suck. They are the same, and really don't disagree on much. If you want someone that is going to do good for your country go with Gary Johnson (libertarian) or Jill Stein (green). At least look up the parties and see if you like their ideals.

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Guess what?! The extensive cheating allegations against Tristan Thompson seem to be FAR from over -- with more new deets coming out this weekend!

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[Image via WENN.]