If Mitt Romney gets elected, he's vowed to cut federal funding for PBS and Sesame Street.
Leave it to Jon Stewart and the Daily Show to re-imagine the classic children's television show (above) so that its conservative critics can finally accept its educational value.
First up, say goodbye to Sesame Street and hello to Patriot Street! And isn't it about time that Bert and Ernie found a pair of loving wives to move in with them?
And guns! Every good kids' show needs guns. Otherwise, how will America's youth learn about the Second Amendment?
Take it away, Jon!
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