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Lindsay Lohan Is Sexy Noir In The Canyons Teaser Trailer!

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Wowzers!

Okay, we're not just saying this… this movie starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen looks FABULOUS!

It sounds unlikely — but this film noir style teaser has us thinking this flick may just get LiLo's career back on track after all!

Wishful thinking? Perhaps — but that never hurt anyone, did it?!

Pressss Plaaaaay (above) to watch The Canyons's vintage teaser trailer!!

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12 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Is Sexy Noir In The Canyons Teaser Trailer!”

  1. Connor says – reply to this


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    I miss when this was a blog. Now Perez Hilton is just a newsfeed. A blogger would say "Cool trailer but, let's not forget kids, this was all made by self-loathing homophobe Bret Easton Ellis"

    Instead, regardless of your actual opinion, everything is hot and cool and worth promoting. #sellout.

  2. NAMETAKEN says – reply to this


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    Re: Connor – Couldn't have said it better myself.

  3. NAMETAKEN says – reply to this


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    and this film looks bad…….REALLY BAD!

  4. Danny says – reply to this


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    Eh, the trailer looks pretty nice. The styling really catches your attention. I doubt Lindsay will act decently and with a movie full of drugs and sex it won't help her career.

    When it does eventually fail I'm just gonna torrent it.



  5. 5

    Wow. That looks like crap. Never a good sign when the big "stars" in it are Lindsay Lohan and a porn star. It'll go the way of "Striptease". A nice little cult film but not much more than that.



  6. 6

    Umm, I guess I was watching a different trailer than Perez because that looked like some reject CW show.

  7. Mary says – reply to this


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    Well I'm not to happy with the Trailer but I can't wait to see this movie :) I am a fan of James Deen and Lindsay. I'm happy for them both



  8. 8

    You forgot to mention all of the awful racists tweets she received for just speaking her opinion. I commend her for it



  9. 9

    Prev comment meant for Stacy Dash story



  10. 10

    I'm going to give this one a chance. It's got this 60s-70s feel to me with the music etc. A genre I'm loving these days.

  11. H says – reply to this


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    In the trailer word that is called "Hide the weiney" (double entendre not intended LOL) Meaning - you don't show anyone speaking because if you did, everyone would know it is so bad… it can't be saved. No one's career will be saved or started with this one. Sorry.

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


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    They're still giving her work.