That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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WELL WHAT THE FLIPPITY FUDGE!?!
Okay, before you Twi-hards freak out too much, this doesn't apply to the London premiere … which probably means it won't apply to the Rome premiere OR the world premiere in Los Angeles. So, take a deep breath!
"Many of Rob's fans are still angry with Kristen and it has been decided that all three should go their separate ways. Keeping them apart will mean less chance of reprisals from fans who were devastated by the split. No decision has been made on the London premiere, which is happening a little later in November."
And there's just no way they won't have them together for the London premiere. There's just nooo way.
You know how much hell that would raise???
The fans would rage out so hard, those Volturi red eyes would be seen EVERYWHERE!!
LOL!! We wish we were joking!
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