No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Now, Michael — who we now know was the one who called the cops — has made a statement about the cray cray occurrence!
"I did call the police at Lindsay's request. Lindsay even asked that I record the conversation because she was being held against her will by the limo driver at Dina's instruction."
Wow… we don’t even know what to say! What could be going on here?!
Supposedly, Lindsay called Michael frantically after the fight, asking him to help her against her allegedly “wasted” mother!
Though, perhaps Oprah's assistance would be of better use at this point!
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