If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
We cannot believe it's been nearly 65 years since legendary cartoonist Charles M. Schulz created Peanuts!!!
Equally mind-blowing? A Charlie Brown Christmas turns 50 in 2015!!
Whoa!! Get that timeless TV special a Senior Slam at Denny's!
We can think of no better way to celebrate the iconic comic strip than with a sweet new Peanuts flick!
The Schulz family is working with Twentieth Century Fox to create an epic animated adventure that will introduce Snoopy and his Peanuts crew to a whole new generation of potential fans!
Great Pumpkin greatest news ever, Charlie Brown fans!
Our inner-child is thoroughly pleased!