That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Holy deep fried shizzle sticks!!
Ashton Kutcher is cheating on his girlfriend!! Again!!!
He's supposedly dating Mila Kunis but we caught Kelso walking through the West Village yesterday with… THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!
Ooooh, yeah! We totes forgot! Mila is the sexiest woman alive!
It was scientifically proven or something!
Argh, these two are soooo cute together — or, a few feet apart, as it were!
We aren't sure why Mila is so shy in front of the cameras!?
Is it her draw-string pants??
Don't be afraid of looking comfortable, girl!
[Image via Splash News.]