PLEASE LET THE GODS BE JOKING!!!
Kim Kardashian can't be pregnant now. They're only filming for Take Miami right now!! They need this for Keeping Up, LOL!!
But as much as we're gonna take this pregnancy rumor with a grain of salt, this isn't the first time we've heard of trouble in Kimye paradise. Hmm… where there's smoke…
HA! JK!! We totally just saw them looking for mansions together in Miami.
We're super happy with the way Adele's living her life with baby inside! She's staying out of the spotlight, and as much as we'd adore more sightings of her, it's the healthiest thing for her and baby right now. So kudos to you, gurl! As always!!
BUT IN NOT SO HEALTHY NEWS…
As we've previously discussed, Taylor Swift has been accused of two-timing a Kennedy for his cousin!! Way to perpetuate Southern stereotypes here!! Geez!!
Of course, we're not really believing this tale. Until we see more proof, this one has BS written all over it!! Her eyes may have been for Patrick Schwarzenegger at one point, but we'd hope she be smart enough not to break Conor's heart.
Time for some real talk! According to Tori Spelling herself, she and lil' Finn almost didn't make it through her pregnancy. Which is really, really scary!!
Glad to see they're doing well! That would have been a horrible loss. We shudder at the thought!!
BUT OMG DID U HEAR…
There's a spy in the palace! *GASP*
Apparently Kate Middleton and hubby Willz are on the hunt for the twerp who's giving private deets to the photogs (like when and where they'd be sunbathing topless for example).
Get 'em, Kate!! Get 'em!!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
Did Marie Osmond really go through with the electric shock treatments to battle intense depression? We knew the stories of her considering the same kind of thing we saw on Mad Men this year. But did she really do it??
Also, what is this about Kirstie Alley's alleged kidney failure?? Frightening!!!
Seeing as how she's been super healthy lately, with her Dancing With the Stars exercise and organic food intake, we gotta laugh at this one's validity. Sorry!!
AND THAT CONCLUDES THIS WEEK'S FILE OF CELEBRITY TABBY TALES!!!
SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK! KISSES!!!
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Tags: adele, dancing with the stars, electric shock treatment, kanye west, kate middleton, kim kardashian, kirstie alley, marie osmond, pregnant, taylor swift, tori spelling