OMG! This is so sad!
The couple told us in a statement:
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Will Uma Thurman be getting a hot LaBeouf injection?
And will we see it on the big screen???
It's a possibility! The Kill Bill star has just been cast in Nymphomaniac, the Lars Von Trier film that will feature REAL onscreen coitus!
We don't know which, if any, of these gentlemen Uma will be getting gentle with, but we can tell you we like her chances!
Guess now we'll learn The Truth About Cats And Dogs in heat!
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