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David Beckham Preheating Posh Spice's Oven But Refuses To Raise The Kids In America

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Awww!! What's wrong?

You don't want your little ones learning to drive on the wrong right side of the road?

Victoria Beckham is ready for David to Bend It Like Beckham and shoot bunches of baby batter out of his precious soccer ballz and straight into her reproductive lady parts!!

A source close to the family revealed:

"Victoria is being very quiet about things. But she had never made it a secret that she didn’t see why she would stop after baby number four. She loves having a big family and David has always said he would be thrilled if they had another child."

But she doesn't want her eggo preggoed in The States!

See, David Beckham's contract with the El Lay Galaxy expires soon and he, Posh, and the little kiddies are apparently all ready to move back to Jolly England!

They've actually been scoping the market in London, looking to buy a new crib — no pun intended!!

Apparently the world's most famous couple just wants their kids to have stability!

We're not sure if that's possible with all the cameras he or she would have in her face from day one, but we understand their point!!

The source continued:

"It’s early days, but these are plans that are being mooted. Victoria and David would love the children to spend their formative years in school back in Europe."

As much as we'd hate to see Britain's other royal family leave, it'll be good for their kids to see more of Aunties Ginger, Scary, Baby, and Sporty!

LOLz!!

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15 comments to “David Beckham Preheating Posh Spice's Oven But Refuses To Raise The Kids In America”



  1. 1

    She is starting to look like a cartoon…



  2. 2

    Do you just try to sound as vulgar as possible? Can't even mention that a couple wants more kids without being completely disgusting.



  3. 3

    That is one of the UGLIEST couples I have ever seen; I'm tired of BEING TOLD they are "HOT" when they really are not!

  4. Raeee says – reply to this


    4

    Can't blame him, I don't want my kid to grow up in the US..Unless it's a really safe community.

  5. wonka woonnkkaaa says – reply to this


    5

    hhheeeyyyyy? who's the ugly beside david??? uuuggghhh…



  6. 6

    she just looks like she has a stick shoved up her ass.



  7. 7

    He's starting to look like Jack Nicholson. In "The Shinning". After he went cuckoo.

  8. sukhwant says – reply to this


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    They are nasty chav trash who ran to America because Americans are stupid enough to believe these retards with a combined IQ of 7 are somehow legitimate or refined because they're brits. Beckham was once an above average footballer whose fame is based on his looks and his lack of brain cells. His wife is a piece of trash who managed to shake her ass into the public sphere and marry well. They are tacky and stupid. They can stay in the USA.



  9. 9

    Does she ever smile?

  10. Laura says – reply to this


    10

    What a load of bullshit! They already said they are not moving from US anytime soon. Stop reprinting these bullshit stories from UK trash magazines/tabloids newspapers.



  11. 11

    Are you serious? "shoot bunches of baby batter out of his precious soccer ballz and straight into her reproductive lady parts!!"

    Jesus christ, grow up.



  12. 12

    It's NOT David Beckham refusing to stay here. On 27th June 2012 David Beckham said he wants his children to live in America for years to come so his four children can grow up and have a normal childhood. Beckham also said his kids love America and are American's, at least his daughter Harper is since she was born here. Suddenly Victoria buys a home in London and makes David Beckham leave the LA Galaxy? Seems Victoria is a control freak and David is, well, whipped. I do wonder what happened since June 27 to make Victoria suddenly want to leave the USA with the kids. Of course David will do anything she says because his lips are firmly planted on her bony butt. Makes me wonder if there is a third party involved?

  13. Malibu Posh says – reply to this


    13

    In Glamour Magazine for September 2012 Victoria Beckham said quote: "we're very proud to be British, but the kids are American. And I really like it here. Then David Beckham said: CARSON, Calif. (Wednesday, January 18, 2012) – The LA Galaxy "This was an important decision for me,” Galaxy midfielder David Beckham said. “I had many offers from clubs from around the world, however, I'm still passionate about playing in America and winning trophies with the Galaxy.” "My family and I are incredibly happy and settled in America and we look forward to spending many more years here." David Beckham also said his days of posing in his knickers was over because of his kids, however, isn't he still doing that and was caught in his knickers in public in Beverly Hills? Don't people get arrested for that?
    To be honest I think the Beckhams are very two faced and spin so many stories that they don't remember half of what they have said in previous interviews. Their stars are flickering out anyway so good-bye and good luck Beckham's don't let the American flag hit you on the way out! HA!

  14. Malibu Posh says – reply to this


    14

    Victoria Beckham is in London right now and I would assume she's taking care of moving plans as soon as possible since David will be done with the LA Galaxy in a couple months. The LA Galaxy is playing it's last MLS season game on Ocotber 28 and I guess will be David Beckham's last game. The team hopes to go into the play offs for the cup! If they win it will be Beckham's second cup win with the Galaxy and no doubt his farewell retirement glory!

  15. Wdr77 says – reply to this


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    David Beckham can't play soccer worth a crap anymore and missed half the season screwing off away from the team because he's too old. Here in Beverly Hills Beck's and his wife, StuckUp Posh, are just another celebrity couple no one cares about. Now Beck's wants to retire and live in the UK because no one here cares anymore and in the UK he can brown nose the royals and get attention which his kids think is cool. Spoiled rotten brats no doubt. Beckham is just using his kids as an excuse to leave because he can't admit he's a washed up soccer player and has to live off his wifes income now!