If you thought Casey Anthony's acquittal was crazy…you ain't seen nothin' yet!
The infamous murder suspect was sued by a Pennsylvania woman for $3 billion because of the "emotional and mental distress" she caused her.
And no, it has nothing to do with her trial. Naomi Riches not only claims that Anthony tried to kill her, but swears she is in "cahoots" with Nancy Grace.
Almost incoherent court documents allege:
"Casey Anthony is an Illuminati actress who has used the summers 2009-2011 to mock and harass my current circumstances. Casey Anthony and Nancy Grace are working in cahoots with one another to fill the media with propaganda so that American Citizens believe there is Justice in this country… Casey Anthony called my house August 2011 and told me that my life was being exploited and that I was a hated nation wife, she told me she would come to my house in Fort Collins, Colorado and kill me just as they did Peggy Hettrick in 1987. She let me know that my left eye would be stabbed out as a part of the Illuminati symbolism. She told me that the government was going to find a way to tap into my water pipes and poison my water supply. I was terrified to shower and drink water for months. I had to spend $600.00 on bottled water."
But wait! There's more…and it gets worse. The documents continue:
"She told me that there were cameras lodged in the back of my eyes and that my life is a reality show for the Elite. Because of her, I suffer from severe psychological damage. For months I couldn't use the bathroom to go number 1 or 2 without thinking there was some sick wealthy pervert watching me through cameras Casey Anthony claimed were lodged in the back of my eyes."
Clearly, the plaintiff needs some kind of help. We don't know what her issue is, we just know she's got one.
Luckily for Mz. Anthony, she won't have to worry about keeping track of another court date because the judge immediately tossed the lawsuit.
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