Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Courtney Stodden already has a kid!! Well, kind of…
The Teen Bride explains:
"I'm not against kids, but my career is my baby…And when I'm ready to share that, [my husband and l] will discuss [having kids.]"
Phew!! We were terrified there for a moment.
Still, the lack of actual offspring doesn't keep Courtney from referring to hubby Doug Hutchison as a Dad. Her Dad, to be precise.
"It is what it is. The thing about us is, we can laugh at ourselves and that was part of what we were trying to convey on our show…She can call me dad, I can say, 'I'm raising my wife.' It's all in good humor."
Wowza!! These two are kinkier than a bag of bent rope!
It would be super awks if we were the only ones giggling like paint-huffing schoolgirls every time you guys said something silly!
[Image via Josiah True/WENN.]