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Justin Bieber And Ryan Gosling Simultaneously Shared A Woman's Vagina!

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Two of Canada's seXXXiest celebrities inside her at once? Marguerite Bire sounds like a lucky lady!

She was! Until she died nearly 400 years ago.

Let us explain…

Way back before dodos were extinct, Marg and her hubby emigrated from France!

These lovely colonists were two of Justin Bieber and Ryan Gosling's 2,048 great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents!

Whoa!!! So Marguerite had DNA for two of the future's brightest shining stars in her body at the same time!!

She must be totally proud!! And perhaps slightly embarrassed after Justin's recent penile dysfunction mistake!

JB, as it turns out, has famous relatives other than Ryan, his 11th cousin once-removed!

Celine Dion, his 10th cousin thrice removed, and Avril Lavigne, his 12th cousin, are getting invites to his next family reunion too!

They may be on distant branches of his family tree but it's cray how many of Canada's most spectacular stars share lineage!!

[Image via Dominic Chan/Judy Eddy/WENN.]

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8 comments to “Justin Bieber And Ryan Gosling Simultaneously Shared A Woman's Vagina!”

  1. katelily says – reply to this


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    What a crude comment.

  2. laurel says – reply to this


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    So how exactly did they share a vagina? Do you have any idea how babies are made or even know anything about genetics?

  3. lua says – reply to this


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    How long ago was it that you posted a video apologizing to celebrities about being a bully Perez? lol I still can't get over that.

  4. Elle says – reply to this


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    I really don't understand WHY Perez doesn't realize how unintelligent he is and STOP using words he clearly doesn't know the definition of:

    "Marg and her hubby matriculated from France!" SERIOUSLY??! No one "matriculates" from France. Look up the meaning before you post something that so many people will notice.

    Agree 100% with the bullying comments. He's worse than any high school kid out there. His comments are mean-spirited words meant to put people down, not "celebrity gossip."

  5. Gabby says – reply to this


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    Oh who cares! The overall post was supposed to be FUNNY! If you don't like it, don't read it!

  6. itsfunny! says – reply to this


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    They both are bad. Ugh what else do you expect from Canada!

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: itsfunny! – Troll. Gosling is it, and Beiber's on top of everything. Lol @ Perez's opening angle on this. To go where no man has gone before, at the very least. 0o0!

  8. Nick says – reply to this


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    Perez. you are immature and uneducated. Your stories are always behind the newspapers so you never have any scoops. You are fast becoming irrelevant!