Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Two of Canada's seXXXiest celebrities inside her at once? Marguerite Bire sounds like a lucky lady!
She was! Until she died nearly 400 years ago.
Let us explain…
Way back before dodos were extinct, Marg and her hubby emigrated from France!
She must be totally proud!! And perhaps slightly embarrassed after Justin's recent penile
JB, as it turns out, has famous relatives other than Ryan, his 11th cousin once-removed!
They may be on distant branches of his family tree but it's cray how many of Canada's most spectacular stars share lineage!!
[Image via Dominic Chan/Judy Eddy/WENN.]