No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Shouldn't run with scissors, yo!
Jason Luis Rivera pled "not guilty" to the charges, but the judge and jury weren't buying it! As he was also convicted of resisting arrest, he faces up to 18 months in prison at today's sentencing!!
Look, we're as pissed-off about the cancellation of Hannah Montana as the next gal, but sneaking on to someone's property wielding a pair of scissors is no way to react!
Considering her fiancé Liam Hemsworth's hardcore nature, we think Mileybird's trespasser should feel lucky to only face prison time!!
If Gale Hawthorne arrived before the cops, we bet Luis would've treated the perp to a complimentary quiver full of arrows to the face!
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