Jon Gosselin is NOT happy with his twins' unflattering portrayal of him!
Oh goodness gracious.
Girl seems to think people are SO obsessed with her, they will log onto Twitter or Facebook, find out where she's at, travel to her location, and shank the sh*t out of her! Or something to that effect.
"But nowadays it’s harder because everyone is on Facebook and everyone knows where you are all the time, and everyone’s twittering. Like I’m going to die because somebody is going to say where I am and somebody is going to kill me. Someone’s going to Twitter my location and then it’s going to be like, boom. So, I actually think too much of anything can be scary, but at the same time it’s also an opportunity. I mean mass communication is a good thing. It’s actually a really great thing, it’s just scary."
Ok ok, just, ok wait. We need to calm down for a second… ok.
First of all, 'mass communication' is a rather large umbrella term for the specific way of disseminating information that Kristen is talking about. We think she's trying to say social media is scary.
Secondly, mass communication includes movies, music, television, books, etc., really ANY form of large scale sharing, so… without mass communication, Kristen would probably be working at the Shake Shack right now.
And lastly, who wants to kill you, KStew? Do you really think Robsten fanatics are about to go all Dangerous Game on you?
Girrrrrrrrl… you are TOO funny!