No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
[Image via WENN.]
Who's ready for wedding deets!?!
Jeff Dunham married the love of his life, Audrey Murdick, Friday night after 2+ years of dating.
Together, the couple confirms the news, saying:
"No matter what the day, we go to sleep laughing, and we wake up laughing. We can't imagine a love any better than this."
The ceremony took place at the Sunstone Vineyards in Santa Ynez, California, where the bride walked down the aisle in an Eve of Milady gown and Vera Wang shoes.
Jeff wore a dashing Armani tux in front of the 112 guests. And his oldest daughter (from his first marriage) escorted him down the aisle!! AWWW!!!
Their 5lb mini pincher, Roadie, took on the great honor of being ring bearer (so precious). OMG!! So many adorable things here!!
We must compose ourselves…
Ahem! After the ceremony, the newlyweds dined on their vanilla sponge confection cake, topped with lemon mousse and raspberry preserves. As for the groom's cake, he had a Keaton Batmobile cake complete with a Batcave and edible versions of the bride and groom as Batman and Catwoman.
That is some serious fandom right there! Loves it!!
Jeff and Audge will honeymoon in Vermont and Napa Valley, ending their vacation with a scenic drive back to El Lay via the California Coast.
CONGRATZ, GUYS!! ENJOY YO' HONEYMOON!!
[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]