No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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We'd be his first mate ANY day!
Colin O'Donoghue is gonna steam up the high seas on next week's villainous episode of Once Upon A Time — and we are more excited than Smee on a rowboat!
Use your good hand to Pressssss Plaaaaay (above) to watch the promo for next Sunday's Captain Hook-centric story!
We've been waiting for ABC to give this fine actor the screen time he deserves. We can hardly wait to watch!