No tears for these two!
Married in 2003, and parents to lovely Tennyson and Charles, one might assume the couple's spirits are down in the dumps!
You know what they say about assumptions! They make an "ass" out of "u" and, uhhh, "mption"?
The Aussie singer galavanted around Sydney this weekend as if nothing was the matter!
The famed Gladiator actor is shooting his newest blockbuster in NYC with director Darren Aronofsky, the Biblical epic Noah!
Ah! That explains a beard so thick it could smuggle a family of squirrels across the border!
Hmm, we wonder if the stalker was just the messenger and this is how the note read:
Now that I'm recently single, I was wondering if you'd go to the cast & crew sock-hop with me. If you play your cards right, I might even let you touch my Oscar. Please circle 'yes' or 'no' below.
What we do in life echoes in eternity,
LOLz! We hope not!!