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Tom Hardy Set To Boner Bump Mila Kunis' Black Swan And Ashton Kutcher Cannot Stop Him!

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Watch out, Ashton Kutcher!

Bane is about to show your girl what it's like to lay down with a cocksure villain!

Rumors are swirling around Hollywood that Tom Hardy's manhood is swelling for the Sexiest Woman Alive!

Or it will be soon, if certain producers get their way!

Tom and Mila Kunis are very possibly the new frontrunners to play Christian and Ana in the 50 Shades of Grey adaptation!

We're not sure if Mila is the doe-eyed virgin we always envisioned for the role — she already got hella raunchy in Black Swan. Still, like an incurable foot fungus, the thought is growing un us.

The Hardy boy, on the other hand, is absolute perfection!! Between his rugged handsomeness, unquantifiable British charm, and an amazeballz ability to grow a seXXXy beard, he can be our Mizter Grey anytime!

We approve, Casting Gods! We most certainly approve!

And really, except maybe Ashton, who wouldn't?? LOLz!!

[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]

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37 comments to “Tom Hardy Set To Boner Bump Mila Kunis' Black Swan And Ashton Kutcher Cannot Stop Him!”

  1. C says – reply to this


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    "Do you feel in charge?" *swoon*

  2. Sabrina says – reply to this


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    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. MATT BOMER HAS TO PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY.
    MATT BOMER. MATT BOMER. MATT BOMER<333 I don't really care who Ana is. BUT MATT BOMER IS CHRISTIAN GREY!!!

  3. holly b says – reply to this


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    FUCK NO! IAN SOMERHOLDER HAS TO PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY HE HAS EVERYTHING CHRISTIAN HAS IF HE DOESNT PLAY HIM IM NOT WATCHING IT HE WILL BE PERFECT! and for Anastasia either Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester someone with a baby face like Anastasia to carry off the innocent look LIKE ALEXIS BEDEL SHES NOT DOING ANYTHING AND THIS WILL MAKE HER CAREER AGAIN

  4. Mena Cerra says – reply to this


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    I do not think so!!! Niether person are fit for the role. When I read the trilogy I did not envision a short Ana w/ a voice thats raspy nor man who does not come close to Christians description. Plus these two do not look good together!!! I see Ana being played by Debroah Ann Woll who plays Jessica on True Blood and Christian should be played by Ian Somerhalder!!!

  5. ado says – reply to this


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    Nope Matt Bomer is not Hot enough and Mila is to pretty. What we love about Ana is that she is a normal girl, normal is not Mila!

  6. Kelly says – reply to this


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    I LOVE Tom Hardy and think this would be a great casting. I'm excited about this news!

  7. Tallyho says – reply to this


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    No no no no. While it would be a huge guilty pleasure for me to see Tom Hardy getting down and dirty on the big screen, he is FAR too talented of an actor to take on this huge pile of mediocrity. His name is only being thrown around because Kelly Marcel is writing the screen play. I highly doubt Tom will sign on for this. Besides, he's sure to have a pretty full schedule with Mad Max, Cicero, Everest, the 60's biker gang movie he wants to do, and that anti-poaching deal with Leo & Tobey McGuire.

  8. kay390 says – reply to this


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    They're messing the movie up already D: Mila is too sexy to play Ana. And Tom Hardy doesn't work it for me. Ian Somerhalder or Matt Bomer are the only 2 options that could possibly pull off Christian perfectly, and Lucy Hale or Minka Kelly would be perfect for Ana.

  9. Sasha says – reply to this


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    Ashton would be great for Christian. He is handsoma and a bit sleazy. Mila is not right as she is not long legged, blue-eyed or innocent.

  10. cari says – reply to this


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    Tom Hardy is a good actor, but as Christian Grey?….uhhhh….NO.

    Christian Bale was the original inspiration by the author, so why not the REAL THING?

    Geez.

  11. Jill says – reply to this


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    Re: cari – Yes! Christian Bale…though I think he's a little too old for the part now…ASkars…hmmm, he'd do too :) ))



  12. 12

    Ian Somerhalder has to play Christian Grey, he is 100% perfect for the role. Don't care much about who plays Ana, as long as she looks sweet and very girl-next-door.

  13. Felicia says – reply to this


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    no…………………………NO!

  14. Cynthia says – reply to this


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    Nooooooooooooooooooooo Tom has nothing on Matt Bomer pleaaaaaaaaase people. Matt has to play Christian!!!!



  15. 15

    Come ooooooooooon Tom has nothing on Matt Bomer please… he is the one who has to play Christian!!!



  16. 16

    OMG YES tom hardy is so EFFING hot

  17. jess says – reply to this


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    Noooo. I mean I love Tom Hardy as much as the next gal that has seen "Warrior" or any Christopher Nolan movie… but nooooo Bomer please!!

  18. VIVIANA AYALA says – reply to this


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    EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear that i was reading the books i really though that Tom was the perfect person for it, it was like the description of him all long, the personality and everything woooow absolutely!!!

  19. south london catering says – reply to this


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  20. sasha says – reply to this


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    Ashton for Christian Grey and some young girl next door type actress- emma stone perhaps. Not Mila she is too old and not innocent looking.

  21. hello? says – reply to this


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    TOM HARDY is PERFECT, he is the only actor that can pull this off. Everyone else will look stiff and unbelievable. If he gets the part, I will certainly pass out. I like Mila too, every other female actress people mention are not sexy enough for the part. When I heard that these two were frontrunners, I was like HELL YEAH.

  22. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    Re: sasha – 29 is too old? You're obviously high or typing from time-out…

  23. Sasha says – reply to this


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    Re: Anonymous – Ana is supposed to be 21. Mila's face is looking rather bloated lately and she is not fresh faced anymore. So no I do not think she fits the character and certainly not the innnocent part. I have to go now Mum is calling me for dinner.

  24. Zac says – reply to this


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    Enough with the old chics. Mila is nearly 30. Get someone young.



  25. 25

    OMG! It is like Christmas! Tom Hardy is my favorite and I love the books. He is perfect for this part. He is so sexy!

  26. Amanda tom hardyallday says – reply to this


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    TOM…..AAlll DDAAAYYY…always has been my Christian Grey, and NO one will live up to him.

  27. MzLiLey says – reply to this


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    Yes yes yes never not yes Tom Hardy!!! He would be perfect as Christian Grey - so strict…GAWD. But I doubt he'll sign on for it.

  28. rea says – reply to this


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    Please Tom no don't play that rapist please :(

  29. BeStrong143 says – reply to this


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    PLEASE NO! He is nothing like who I envisioned. I agree that it should be Christian Bale or Ian Somerhalder. Quite frankly; anyone else would be better than Tom Hardy! He doesn't have that extreme sex-factor about him when you look at him.

  30. Belle says – reply to this


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    Re: Sabrina – THANK YOU!!! Haha, everyone is like Ian Somerhalder, fuck no!. I love Tom so much more than Matt, but I seriously do not see him as Christian Grey. That is Matt Bomer's role haha.

  31. jackie says – reply to this


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    I could imagine Emmy Rossum as Ana, she´sgot the right attititude …I can see her reading a lot of classical English Literature…she´s the romantic type! As Christian I would like Cillian Murphy! He´s not that famous and not sooo sexy at first sight - but he can play sexy and dominant..that voice and these eyes!

  32. Ann says – reply to this


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    Hardy doesn't fit the look of Grey nor do I think he has the chops to pull off Grey. He is way to type casted in peoples minds for one and honestly his face is not appealing to many women. I don't find him handsome at all, tbh. I really hope the Author gets some say in casting and negs this duo out the door. I will whole heartily stand by the fact I think Ian, Boomer or someone similar to them should be Grey and an Up and Coming or slightly unknown actress needs to be Anna. This mix will be absorbed nicer and cleaner then any other mix (considering there is only one single actress that I believe has the look and feel to pull of Ana.. but she lacks the ability of acting for it). No I do not mean K-Stew.. that girl can't act good enough to even bring Tinker Bell back to life. A. Green has the look but not a strong enough actress.

  33. Ann says – reply to this


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    Re: BeStrong143 – Christian Bale would have been absolut perfection to play Grey but he is nearly 40… Grey is in his late 20's. Bale is to old to play Grey… if this was 8-10 years ago I highly doubt anyone else would have a chance at playing Grey over Bale it would have been his hands down - if he accepted it.

  34. katie says – reply to this


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    Re: KellyRe: skybluesounds – i totally agree, tom hardy is the sexiest man on the planet!!!!

  35. Nelly says – reply to this


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    OHHHH YES fucking love Tom

  36. Jessica says – reply to this


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    ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? What a HORRIBLE choice for Chritian Grey. Its Ian Somerhalder all the way. Tom Hardy? TOM HARDY???????!!!!!! Come on casting directors….. your not even trying now. Stop attempting to save a buck and CAST THIS RIGHT. (Would also accept Chase Crawford or Matt Bomer even though Im a Somerhalder shipper…. please God anything but Tom Hardy)!!!!!!

  37. amber says – reply to this


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    omg tom hardy is so smoking hot & sexy i just wanted hes hot body of he's im he's biggest fan since this means war (: