Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Watch out, Ashton Kutcher!
Bane is about to show your girl what it's like to lay down with a cocksure villain!
Or it will be soon, if certain producers get their way!
The Hardy boy, on the other hand, is absolute perfection!! Between his rugged handsomeness, unquantifiable British charm, and an amazeballz ability to grow a seXXXy beard, he can be our Mizter Grey anytime!
We approve, Casting Gods! We most certainly approve!
And really, except maybe Ashton, who wouldn't?? LOLz!!
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