Watch out, Ashton Kutcher!
Bane is about to show your girl what it's like to lay down with a cocksure villain!
Rumors are swirling around Hollywood that Tom Hardy's manhood is swelling for the Sexiest Woman Alive!
Or it will be soon, if certain producers get their way!
Tom and Mila Kunis are very possibly the new frontrunners to play Christian and Ana in the 50 Shades of Grey adaptation!
We're not sure if Mila is the doe-eyed virgin we always envisioned for the role — she already got hella raunchy in Black Swan. Still, like an incurable foot fungus, the thought is growing un us.
The Hardy boy, on the other hand, is absolute perfection!! Between his rugged handsomeness, unquantifiable British charm, and an amazeballz ability to grow a seXXXy beard, he can be our Mizter Grey anytime!
We approve, Casting Gods! We most certainly approve!
And really, except maybe Ashton, who wouldn't?? LOLz!!
[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]
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