Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Spent $40k Building A Private Sex Shack In France?!

10/16/2012 8:02 AM ET | Filed under: Brad Pitt • Angelina Jolie • Yummy Yummy Screw • Love Line • 50 Shades Of Grey

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And it smells like fish!

Or at least it used to, before Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent $40k converting the old fisherman's shack on the grounds of their French estate into a private love bungalow!

And, by "love," we of course mean seXXX — so dirty, raunch, nasty, wonderful, and hardcore that it would make Christian Grey blush like an embarrassed school girl who accidentally entered the boys' locker room!

Insiders say their shrine to the horizontal mambo has more toys than a preschool!

Even better? The building is completely soundproof!

Now the Snatch star can play a hot game of Tomb Raider with his wife and turn the volume all the way up!!

The source explained in more detail:

“As well as being sound-proofed, it’s got a bed, a sex swing with stirrups and a chest full of goodies. They disappear down there, telling their kids they’re going out for some fresh air."

Truth be told, we're not sure we buy any of this story!! But we certainly want to!!

Wouldn't it be great if Brangelina's intense relationship inspired E.L. James to write 50 Shades-style biography about their bedroom life?!

We're giggling just thinking about it! And we aren't the only ones!

The source continued:

"Brad comes back [out of the sex shack] looking like the cat that got the cream and they are giggly for the rest of the day.”

Mmmm!! We're having pleasant dreams tonight!

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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11 comments to “Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Spent $40k Building A Private Sex Shack In France?!”

overthere says – reply to this

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Already debunked.
Fake story.
be strong says – reply to this

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Ha! Brad is almost 50! He's probably only good for one bout of fun!
jfox says – reply to this

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Every story you post has already been de bunked by other gossip websites, you really are getting pathetic.
renearizmendi says – reply to this

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I get paid over $87 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. Heres what I've been doing,..Ace16.com
KIKA01 says – reply to this

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I BET THEY'RE MARRIAGE STILL WONT LAST
THESE TWO ARE THE MOST AWKWARD COUPLE
IT'S LIKE TRYING TO TAKE DAY AND NIGHT AND MAKE THEM ONE…..
THE ONLY REASON HE HASN'T LEFT IS BECAUSE SHE WILL COME AFTER HIM AND TORTURE HIM
SHE IS VERY SPITE-FULL AND WILL USE THOSE KIDS AGAINST HIM AND HE KNOWS IT SO HE'S FUCKED SHE'S GOT HIM BY THE BALLS…
THE SMILE HE HAS COULDN'T BE MORE FAKED….
Bevi says – reply to this

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Like they still have sex……..
love says – reply to this

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They haven't done any wrong to you. Maybe you just hate them because of tablods. Please, do not trust those mags. Angi is the best woman in this world.
Chitta says – reply to this

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Best couple in the world!
northernliz says – reply to this

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Gross. I should have eaten my sandwich BEFORE I read this, not attempted to DURING reading it.
angelooney whoreley says – reply to this

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C.H.A.N.E.L. —

C ome
H elp
A ctor
N obody
E ven
L ikes
LOL LOL LOL
Sarah says – reply to this

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Angelina Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have a big butt and can survive carrying at least 2 fetuses more likely than me.