Things are heating up so fast!
According to Us Weekly, Swift is on cloud nine right now:
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And it smells like fish!
And, by "love," we of course mean seXXX — so dirty, raunch, nasty, wonderful, and hardcore that it would make Christian Grey blush like an embarrassed school girl who accidentally entered the boys' locker room!
Insiders say their shrine to the horizontal mambo has more toys than a preschool!
Even better? The building is completely soundproof!
Now the Snatch star can play a hot game of Tomb Raider with his wife and turn the volume all the way up!!
“As well as being sound-proofed, it’s got a bed, a sex swing with stirrups and a chest full of goodies. They disappear down there, telling their kids they’re going out for some fresh air."
Truth be told, we're not sure we buy any of this story!! But we certainly want to!!
Wouldn't it be great if Brangelina's intense relationship inspired E.L. James to write 50 Shades-style biography about their bedroom life?!
We're giggling just thinking about it! And we aren't the only ones!
The source continued:
"Brad comes back [out of the sex shack] looking like the cat that got the cream and they are giggly for the rest of the day.”
Mmmm!! We're having pleasant dreams tonight!
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