Well, it is always sunny in… New Jersey?!
Now that Danny DeVito's wandering
penis eye has reportedly cost him his 30 year marriage to the exquisite Rhea Perlman, it seems he too will wander far from Los Angeles, to the gorgeous Garden State AKA New Jersey!
"Now that Danny and Rhea have ended their marriage, he’s looking at moving back to the east coast. He’s a Jersey boy, and despite living several years in California he’s never forgotten his roots. He even named his production company, Jersey Films after his place of birth… He loves living in a bustling, busy city and is looking at New York for a permanent stay – it’s just closer to home for Danny. There are several apartments in the Big Apple that he’s got his eye on. He especially loves Manhattan."
Head back to Jersey, Danny!
You are DEF a Jersey Shore dude at heart… we can tell tanning and going to the gym are, like, you're TOP priorities!
Plus, then you and the gang can hang at the beach forever and never have to encounter Cricket or the Lawyer, or … oh wait. We're confusing It's Always Sunny with real life again.
Why do we always DO that?! HA!
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