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Danny Devito Buying A Sports Car To Drown His Divorce Sorrows In Young Tail?

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Screw gas prices and fuel economy!!

Danny DeVito knows that where he's going, he can't take his money with him!

To the East Coast, we mean. He won't be able to fit those fat stacks of cash in the trunk of his car!

Especially if the rumors are true that he's ready to live life in the fast lane again and is searching for a flashy sports car!

After three decades of marriage to Rhea Perlman and 67 years of living-life in general, the Always Sunny star is beginning anew!

Gotta respect the mid-life four-fitfths life crisis!

Hoping to baptize himself in the waters of young women's vaginas a clean start, sources claim the Ladies' Man's first step is acquiring a Porsche.

One said:

“Danny has been embracing the single life. He is revisiting his youth and feels like a young man again and can do whatever he wants. His good friend Jack Nicholson lives a care-free and easy life – and Danny wants exactly the same at the moment. He’s done his duty as a parent, raising his three kids, and now that they’re adults, he’s looking to cut loose. The first steps of this transformation are trading his current ride for a flash car; he’s always wanted a Porsche or a Ferrari and he’s been trying them out for size."

We get it, Danny!

The young ladies are constantly handling Jack Nicholson's fine mahogany stick-shift and you want a piece of the action!

Hooray for feeling youthful!

We just feel terrible you wasted 30 years of yours and Rhea's time in figuring out what you wanted!!

Well, it wasn't a complete waste for him. He was apparently still cleaning up getting sloppy on set with the ladies while Rhea watched the kiddies at home.

Another source explained what's going on in his soon-to-be ex-wife's brainpan:

"Danny can be quite the flirt… he’s not ashamed to abuse his position and chat-up young, aspiring woman looking to make it in the industry. Despite his reputation as a lovable, funny guy… if he sees an attractive girl in a coffee shop or walking down the street, he will give her the eye. After years of turning a blind eye to it, Rhea finally snapped. She had enough of his bad-boy behavior and wanted an end to their marriage."

Yikes! Poor girl!

She needs to find herself a nice pool-boy to re-chlorinate her waters and do a deep cleaning of the filter her husband likely neglected for awhile now!!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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3 comments to “Danny Devito Buying A Sports Car To Drown His Divorce Sorrows In Young Tail?”

  1. 1

    a bald troll

  2. LadyD says – reply to this


    Kind of cute? OK.
    Sexy? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    And he knows it. As soon as Jack was mentioned I knew what kind of guy he was/is.

  3. Moriah says – reply to this


    All the young woman want is his money. He has no sex appeal (probably can't do anything in bed). I was married to an older man when I was young (20s). I know the toll aging takes old a man's body. Even the pills and potions don't work all the time. Mr. Devito doesn't have anything but money to danger in the young womens' eyes and that seems to be enough for the gold diggers; because that's all he's gonna attract. Rhea needs to find someone who will value her for who she is now. There are guys out there who still want older women.