Emma Watson Prefers The Perks Pokes Of American Wallflowers Bonerz To English Ones!

Join the club, girl!!
The invariably lovely Emma Watson sat down with the incredibly gracious Ellen DeGeneres yesterday and their long and delightful conversation ran the gamut from showbiz all the way to boy gossip!
When Ellen quizzed the young star on what kind of dudes she dug, you won't believe what she revealed about the pitfalls of bagging boys in Britain!
"English guys are very well put together. They dress really well and they are very well mannered. But they are also very restrained. Usually in the whole courting situation, I‘m used to being first of all, ignored for the first two months of the ritual. And then maybe they'll acknowledge my presence. Then, they'll probably be a little mean to me."
Whaaaaat?
How dare they!? Who could ever be mean to Hermione!?
What are their names?! We'll give them dirty looks until they apologize!
Thankfully, she doesn't find us Yanks to be quite so irksome!
Emma spent time at Brown University in Rhode Island and says this with authority:
"Then I arrive in America and I remember a few nights into Brown, this guy just being like, 'I like you. You're great. Let's go on a date. Let's do it.' I'm like, 'I'm sorry, what just happened?' This is like a huge culture shock for me. They're very like open and very straight-forward—but they wear flip-flops and I don't know if I like that."
Woohoo!
Between this and the Revolutionary War, we're definitely winning two to nothing!
Well done, candid American guy. Just be sure and ditch those tacky flip-flops next time!
[Image via WENN.]
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American guys just say they like right away so they can bang you and get it over with. Then they ignore you.
Can you make a post without using the word "bonerz"?
Re: Connor – hahahaa this made my laugh
Wow, you are one disgusting pig
you're a classless homo obsessed with boners, perez
Funny how you interpret her words to the exact opposite of what she said. She didn't say she prefers Americans. She simply noted few differences (if you actually watched that interview). If anything, she sounded as if she doesn't like the Americans as much. But I would expect nothing less than inaccuracy on this website.
HIRE AMERICAN!!
"What are their names?! We'll give them dirty looks until they apologize!" SHIT, you could always swish them to death.
Re: tinsle – ",,,expect nothing less than inaccuracy on this website. ,," tinsle, it's not inaccuratcy it is just plain LIES. also you'll notice she said ZERO about sex PERVEX is a hypersexual hog. I supposed if he got laid occaisionally he might change. unfortunately, even the cheap chickens raise their prices out of his price range when they figure out who he is. Even the queens on the stroll say to each other, " watch out girls , that nasty ass f^ggot is on the prowl."
Cute story, but your title is so inappropriate.
Perez, you're a goddamn idiot. We beat them in the War of 1812 too. Jesus.